Your Zodiac Sign's Cheese.

concocted, and as far as I'm concerned, each and every cheese and zodiac sign combo that's been included on this list is a fact that can't be disputed. 

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Continue reading to find out why your birth month makes you an aged cheddar and why your significant other is Velveeta cheese.

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ries strive to achieve the top spot. Which cheese comes to most people's minds first, considering both its prevalence in everyday life and its status as the "platonic ideal of cheese"

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 A hulking slab of savory, brilliant orange cheddar, cut into large chunks. That's right, Aries: you have a reputation for being salty at times, but in addition to that

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Taureans are known for their sensitivity, ability to soothe others, and relaxing nature; and, boy oh boy, 

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 I can't think of many things that are more soothing than a steaming, creamy bowl of Velveeta Shells & Cheese (or anything Velveeta, really).

The answer to your query is no, I will not be taking any questions at this time. 

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Geminis have two distinct personalities. Blue cheese has a white and a blue hue to it. Both Geminis and blue cheese have a reputation for being a bit of an acquired taste. 

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